10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.