10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth