10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.