10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!