10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Fold and live to fold again