10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for loners.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fold and live to fold again