10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.