10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com