10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.