10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.