10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.