10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom