10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Why not, when some because there are three.