10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT