10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss