10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"