10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen