10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.