10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"