10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls