10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• You have to piss with the dick you have