10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05