10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fish don't eat Nutz!