10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is for loners.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Fook the floosh droo!