10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament