10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.