10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow