10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim