10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.