10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Fook the floosh droo!