10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Welcome to kicker school
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"