10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph