10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-