10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.