10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth