10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Welcome to kicker school
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.