10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.