10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves