10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson