10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim