10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.