10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss