10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow