10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.