10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"