10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...