10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"