10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• It's Free To Fold...
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.