10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"