10 Random Poker Quotes

All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob